Work Chronicles

Bruh how am I not fired yet lol

ME: So he didn’t have a good day he was crying cause an older kid didn’t let him hold the ball basket…..

PARENT: (tall blonde lady) Aww okay, was it the same kid from last time?

ME: No a different one (notices a wet stain on back of his pants while his coloring) ooooh looks like he had an accident too not his day….

PARENT: (looking confused) …..I’m sure it’s fine

ME: ooohh okay….I’ll go get him for you or he will color all day (walks up to small blonde kinder) hey your moms here time to go sweetie

Kid: (looks back….then looks at me) That’s not my mom!!!

PARENT:……..That one isn’t mine……

ME: …….……..

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Okay these parents be messing up too

ME: (opens door) Hello How are you?

ONE OF THE DADS: Hello Jessica!

ME:………….

: (walks in, packs up kids stuff, heads back towards door)

KID: (turns around) Bye Ms. Stacey!!!

ME: Bye Riley

HIS DAD: ……(whispers to him as they leave) her name is Stacey?………

Y’all who tf is Jessica???? You cheating on me with some kindercare bitch LMAO!

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(Me cleaning around kids playing at legos )

“Kid 1:” Those piece’s don’t fit

“Kid 2:” (Stands up looks down at Kid 1) Do I look stupid to you!

Me: (Trying not to laugh ) Hey come on boys, play nice

“Kid 2:” We are Ms. Serwha

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(Me and my assistant walking around making sure kids are working on curriculum) one kid comes up to us….

Me: Why is your group chit chatting and goofing around

Kid 1: We aren’t none of us can read (points at Kid 2) He can’t read

Kid 2:

Kid 1: (points at Kid 3 and Kid 4 ) They can’t read

Kid 3/4:

Me: (she callin everybody out)

Kid 1: None of us can read!

Me: He does (points at kid 5) why can’t you read it for them?

Kid 5: I don’t want to

Me: ….

Kid 5: